Life Update/Something To Chew On

Dear Readers (Are there any? I don't really advertise this page. At all.),

I know it appears that I haven't written anything in two months. I'm just dropping in to say that's not true. I've begun working on a novel, and that has been taking up most of my writing time. I do not intend to post any of it onto Paperweight Of The World because it is a BIG BIG SECRET that I blab about all the time to anyone who will listen to me. I'll make a post here to let you all know when it's finished. Or maybe I'll call you individually because that would probably be quicker.

In the meanwhile, enjoy this bit of literary diversion that I tossed off while I was bored at work. I call it, "Danger From The Fourteenth Tower!":

We used to be partners at a detective agency. We were both private eyes, but we hit a professional snag when I wanted to become a public eye. I got tired of wrapping myself in eye lids and she dropped me from the agency. Later, she hired a new private, only he was a nose who couldn't shut his mouth to save his face. They solved no crimes.