Showing posts with label parsnips. Show all posts
Showing posts with label parsnips. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Ten Short Poems About Parsnips

1.  Parsnips gave me eczema.

2.  I can fit this parsnip in my grocery bag.

3.  Are you ready for a lifetime of commitment and parsnips?

4.  Lo, I dreamt about the parsnip again.

5.  Steak and parsnips roast over a rolling fire.

6.  Can I have the rest of your parsnip?

7.  Two parsnips combined their efforts and startled that old woman.

8.  Didja hear the one about the parsnip?  

9.  Look.  A parsnip.

10.  The good lady felt her hand brazenly inching up the nightstand, attempting to quell the tension created by the council of unwelcome guests.  Then she ate a parsnip.