Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Ten Short Poems About Parsnips

1.  Parsnips gave me eczema.

2.  I can fit this parsnip in my grocery bag.

3.  Are you ready for a lifetime of commitment and parsnips?

4.  Lo, I dreamt about the parsnip again.

5.  Steak and parsnips roast over a rolling fire.

6.  Can I have the rest of your parsnip?

7.  Two parsnips combined their efforts and startled that old woman.

8.  Didja hear the one about the parsnip?  

9.  Look.  A parsnip.

10.  The good lady felt her hand brazenly inching up the nightstand, attempting to quell the tension created by the council of unwelcome guests.  Then she ate a parsnip.