The best advice I ever got was to stay away from the Colonel's wife.
Ten forks in the hands of the world's strongest men couldn't lift this meatball.
Training to become a prize-fighter in San Francisco is a lot like taming a lion commissioned to guard the post office.
"Evelyn, we're once again out of walnuts."
Too often, I've missed out on the gifts the traveling circus show has to offer -- a problem which I place blame upon my unique allergy to pretzels.
I jumped out of the bathroom window at the precise moment Roger failed to notice his wife's infidelity.
Claim, like a slug, your right to ooze across the garden path.
A fractured clavicle might have proved a major setback for most mathematicians-come-acrobats, but Wanda Brown has never been one to back down from a challenge.
Sometimes I get tired of one-upping everybody.
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